Writing in the works.

heres a joke i been toying around with. might of heard some of it before. let me know what you think.

so what do you think? do you think we should legalize prostitution? the thing is, if we make it a legitiment profession, then all the rest of the bullshit comes with it. do you think DeVry will have courses that offer this?

"Ms Anderson, after doing a full evaluation of your personality, values, and ethics. we have determined you're most suited to be a nickel and dime whore. please get in the line up with all the other women."

Once they do all their course load, can they write off breast implants and other cosmetic procedures? thanks uncle sam or who ever the canadian equivilent is!

Not only that, but once we get these street walkers into the real world, not only will they have to pay taxes, but the prices on a blowjob will increase along with the flucuation of the market. in the broadest sense of the word, we did just have sex.

Along with all of that non-sense. let me ask you this. do you think they will have unions? the scary part about that is, what happens when they go on strike? can you imagine the picketing signs? "wont bend over frontwards until you bend backwards." "Can't suck cock until we have the talk." or worse case scenrio... maybe the collapse of the entire canadian infrastructure. and do you know why? because no body wants to fuck a scab!

There are no bragging rights that go long with fucking a scab.  I was once part of this beer league, and my friend wanted to name us, "Off in the bathroom."  I know what you're thinking.  But if we lost a game, which we did.  And the other team came to the bar to celebrate their victory, which they did.  They wouldn't be able to shout, "Guess who we beat?  We just beat..."  Now you get it.  hehehe,  Merry Christmas everyone!