Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Let's get in there and start throwin' some dick!

It's me again. After living in our Nation's Capital for over a month now, I had come realize that the women in this town are so much more promiscuous than I had assumed. I know, I know. With my reputation I should be happy about this. But you know what it feels like? I just bought a video game, and before I had the chance to get the feel of it, someone used the cheat codes, and now to finish the game, all I need to do is show up. This isn't any fun. Where's the challenge?

I say that only to say this. I have been a bachelor for most of my sexual career. Most of you know this already. Now, I like to think I've changed and evolved. Learnt from past experiences, and grew with each rejection. Overcame some of my old fears, and discovered some new ones. Like a video game, theres always new challenges.

I have grown as a dick-swinging bachelor. I know who I am. I know where I come from. And there's confidence in that. I don't claim to have, "Game". Because I don't use any gimmicks, or tactics. Nothing I do or say comes from a script, and I rehearse nothing. It's just me. Out there amongst a sea of eligiable women and girls.

One way I have grown is by not associating myself with married, or otherwise attached women. You remember one of those ways I told you Ottawa's female population was promiscuous? Yeah. Most of the women, and or girls I've spoken to, who seems somewhat interested, were dating or committed to someone else.

For the most part, this wouldn't have bothered me, but I realized that I am not looking to waste my honed skills as a bachelor, on some floozy. Really when I go out, I'm only looking for a few things. A cool place to chill out and have a few drinks. A wide selection of possible strangers to chat up. And the makings of a crazy story that I can go away with.

Now I've said it before and I'll keep saying it. If it were all about sex I know who I can call. Sex is one of the things I do well. It's one of my skills. But to make a connection with someone. A good looking someone. Now, I know for a fact that theres no such thing as a perfect 10. In the scale of objectifying women, I can't say that I have ever came across a woman so down to earth, and has a banging body. That's an adjective.

I don't believe in the perfect 10. As far as beauty goes, I'm not sure it's all on the inside. I give 2 points to the inside. So if a woman has a killer body, curves in all the right places, and takes pride in her appearance, she gets an 8. The other two points comes down to her personality.

Now the only reason I suggest beauty isn't all on the inside is because its whats on the inside that propels us to how we portray ourselves on the outside. It comes down to what our priorities are. Do we like vintage clothing? Are we too busy with kids, and work to get our nails done? How committed are we to our bodies? This all dictates how we conduct ourselves in any and all situations. So you find someone with a good personality, a great body, and no excessive emotional baggage, and you're getting somewhere.

I like to think that I've put more than enough thought and effort into the way I conduct myself in public. I would be selling myself short if I were to go jump in and out of bed with a beavy of women, and girls. Am I wrong? If I could advocate this to future generations, I'd be a happy dude. Like, "Hitch" without the creepy stalking, and formula for love. But I have yet to find a like minded individual that shares my optimism, and yearns for a better way to meet a plethora of strangers, as well as strange people.

I have so much more to write about, but I have to get this day started. Keep on checkin' in, as I will be writing some more within the next few days. Don't forget to miss me.

3 comments:

  1. The first time I read this I was like, wha?! More explanation needed!

    So you're getting bored with floozies, and want more of a challenge, 'cause you are a superior bachelor with honed skills, who just wants to make a connection with someone, but you're tired of selling yourself short with second rate women?

    What kind of skills does a superior bachelor possess? Isn't that an oxymoron? What I mean is, for a more down to earth, experienced woman-- package deal, if you will-- dick swingin' or serial bachelor-dom is not a selling feature. That's a selling feature to women who are simple minded, emotionally unbalanced, and who just want to feel liked due to a shitty self esteem. The attractive, higher rate women that I know would read the 2 points for personality, roll their eyes, and say "next!".

    Of course, initial physical attraction is very important. That's a given. But if you actually develop a deeper connection, personality and unique quirks mesh into the physical attraction and the attraction becomes much more complex than simple body measurements, etc. Realizing that is part of becoming a seasoned man, which is much more attractive to a five star women than a man-whore.

    Your desire for a challenge, as you put it, is also a sign that you've been sticking it to lame women, consequently inflating your man-ego. But I am pretty confident that if you hooked up with a confident hottie who was assertive towards your man-ego, she would rip you apart and make you cry, and you'd probably go back to sticking it to lame women 'cause, again, they feed your man-ego.

    Ohhh men. You're so lost.

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  2. You sound a little jealous. Meow! Seriously though, don't hate the player. hate the game.

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